ab0ut time y0u br0ke
it was like 3 am when i did this
what was i doing idek
that’s right girl…break his head in…
what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions
like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and
they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks
my life is one big “wow ok”
dave bein dave
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Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again
Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Maylies
Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.
by John Metcalfe
This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.
Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.
This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…
(read more: CityLab)
photographs via: La Crosse NWS
LET THIS BE KNOWN! THIS IS ONLY IN WESTERN WISCONSIN.
Here in the east, you only have to worry about getting smothered by a horny Murphy!